Film Freak & Story Lover Seeking Same:

I’ve written a lot of scripts, made a lot of movies, spent a lot of money, and learned from my mistakes. If you have a project, I’d love to hear about it. We can trade tips, exchange screenplays, destroy each other with unbiased criticism, or dote on electronics. If it goes well, you can thank me in your acceptance speech. If not, you’ll have a friend in rehab. We can count our millions together or the holes in our socks. Either way, I’ll be there for you. Clap, clap, clap, clap.

- MacKenzie